Alright. Soon, I WILL get around to talking about the Exciting Adventures of Christmas and this weekend, including the Adventure of the Stuck Car as well as the instant classic Adventure of the Parade of Beagles. However, I'm feeling very pumped up by the Panthers' win today and feel the need to share the badass.
First off, though, we are out of the playoffs. We've been out of the playoffs for a while. Our quarterback, though a great guy and not to mention solid for years years before, reached the end of his career around midseason, and pretty much dragged the season down with him as a our coach refused to bench him. Look, Coach Fox, I'm as sad as you are, but sometimes, good things end. Jake ended. I'll miss his cheerful presence too, but everybody reaches an end.
Anyway. On to my major point.
Our star dual running backs, Double Trouble, have now both reached the 1,000 yd mark despite injuries. DeAngelo Williams, in fact, sat out with a knee injury, but Jonathan Stewart more than stepped up, despite an Achilles tendon problem.
I sometimes have Achilles tendon problems myself. I find great difficulty in walking down hallways, and this is without a group of large, helmeted men chasing after me with violent intent.
Also, our star reciver broke his arm. Catching a pass. And then ran the three yards for a touchdown. And then landed on the apparently already broken arm. Internet reports also state that he shot lasers from his eyes to fend off approaching Giants players.
To be honest, internet sports fandom is as loud and scary a place as internet fandom fandoms.