Impromtu Poetry

[siamesa]

Dear forum on the internets
I hate you so very much
I think that I would slap your face
If only we could touch
We share no taste in characters
You will not play by rules
You're inhabited by idiots
And run by perfect fools
If it ends in an -ism, I'm
Afraid you've got it by the ton
Your discussions are all arguments
Your games they are not fun
Using "fanboy" as an insult
They mean the ones like you
I never used to do that
But I think I might start too.
I don't think you'd know good writing
If it bit you up the rear
You express delight in trolling
With sick grins from ear to ear
You scorn my favorite character
Did I mention that above?
But then you scorn everything
That anybody loves.
I really, truly hate you,
Forum on the internets
But I think I see new posts
And so I cannot leave you yet.