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siamesaMy Siamese, Tai? My wonderful, darling baby? I love him dearly, but sometimes he can seriously try my patience. He would like to now offer all of y'all some advice.
At least, I can only assume this is what he was thinking.
"Need a perfect gift for your favorite human? Leave a deceased rodent in her doorway! It's sure to thrill and impress her! And is your kitchen lacking that je ne sais quoi? Well, then, the "feathers of baby bird" coating the floor may just be the look for you!"
